ID: PANDORA [mcr short comic about the revenge action figures]
by Ray Zell
WEK: PANDORA, YOUR SPECIAL SURPRISE GUESTS ARE OUT IN THE WAITING AREA.
PANDORA: WHOEVER IT IS, WEK; I REALLY DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
WEK: WHY, WHAT’S WRONG?
PANDORA: WELL, LOOK…
PANDORA: … I’VE BEEN SENT THE MCR DOLLS.
WEK: AND THAT’S BAD BECAUSE…?
PANDORA: IT’S SALT IN THE WOUND! I MEAN, IM PANDORA…
PANDORA: WHERE’S MY MERCHANDISE!? WHERE’S MIS ACTION FIGURE?!
SUNAPP! [breaks dolls]
WEK: PANDORA.
PANDORA: WHAT NOW?
WEK: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON VOODOO
PANDORA: HEY,C-MON, YOU KNOW I GO TO THE CLINIC FOR REGULAR CHECK-UPS ER…
WEK: I BELIEVE YOU MAY HAVE MISHEARD ME…
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