had to transcribe this – too many defining moments
host: we got marty. marty’s gonna come on the show. come on in. (introductions) come on in here (x3) now marty’s brought a little something/something for you guys um marty, what have you brought for the gentlemen? I saw it. actually lets get them first, bring em out (x3)
tv lady: frankkk. FRANKK
frank: get away from me. get the hell away
tv lady: frank
frank: NO istg i’ll start punching people
tv lady: (in the distance) FRANK GET OVER HERE
frank: goodbye!
spider guy: so frank apparenly loves it
tv lady: frank is gone he totally vaulted (I looked this up as a verb means leap)
gerard: look they left!
ray: he peaced out
gerard: see, the thing is…
spider guy: that’s lola (some kinda) tarantula. we’ve got a nice little petting zoo for you guys to take a look at
host: do any of you guys want to touch that at all?
gerard: no-
spider guy: no ones ever been hurt by a tarantula. they’re harmless
host: tarantulas cannot hurt you
tv lady: do you like spiders gerard?
gerard: they don’t really bother me. frank is deathly- he’s deathly afraid of spiders
tv lady: aw I feel bad now
gerard: yeahhh well you should (lol jk)
ray: is it gonna bite
gerard: nah, he just got outta here before he got too scared. they don’t bite! T O R O go for it!
ray: alright (holds the spider) get it off me GET IT OFF ME
spider guy: alright we’re gonna put her back. I got something you might like instead of the tarantula
ray: no this is actually kinda cool
gerard: hey frank can you hear me? they have scorpions!
tv lady: i’ll go get him
ray: they brought snakes
spider guy: this is reggie. reggies our baby boa constrictor. friendly snakes lotta people have heard of them.
host: will it bite?
spider guy: not gonna bite ya not gonna hurt ya.
host: give it to me i’m gonna take it outside. i’m a little nervous though why don’t you take it outside? (to gerard)
gerard: nOOO way man
spider guy: try her on, if you don’t want to hold the snake. the snake will hold you.
host: lets go to (unintelligible) it’s not so bad
gerard: no this is fine right here. lets get him off now. its actually. 🇮🇹 it’s like a big piece of baloney
tv lady: frank won’t come in i’ve tried to get him
frank: 😜
gerard: yeah he won’t it’s because you have a spider in a box
lady: get it off me! (etc.)
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