“what’s the worst thing that could happen? …..oh I’ll tell you!
ok so i got invited to this really sweet party the other night, i was told all the hot stars were going to show up…. which was nice to hear cause i really enjoy catching up with my celebrity friends like scott baio, the sham wow guy, lucille ball y’know my homies. but when i got there this fucking jerk was wearing the same outfit as me!! and wearing it better, i might add. ugh so i just went home and cried myself into an ice cream coma.”
