“they were calling me speed stick because I smelled so bad. and um basically he’s like "I want you to go to my cd collection. I want you to pick out whatever you want and I’m gonna give you a microphone and you’re gonna basically karaoke it. since I was like "yeah- you can’t fake singing and so we put on black flag and I was singing "nervous breakdown” and this guy comes over with a beer and just starts spraying me with water. and this is like shit i’d never.. let people do. and I was super into it. just got me soaking fucking wet. headbanging and singing. and it’s one of my favorite photos. and it ran in a page I think the guy from stellarstar was in it. and that was the first spin thing"
this video originally had a fanmade parody dub but audio has been removed because of a derogatory comment. thanks to @bondilluns for translating the spanish parody dub otherwise i would never have known!
“you don’t know pain! on their website my chemical romance brag about how many injuries they have sustained during their live shows. mikey broke his toes. frank knocked out a few teeth. ray got a scar on his head and gerard tore his lips. after the five from new jersey released their debut album I brought you my bullets you brought me your love. while they thrilled the rock world in 2002 they also lived to excess in their private lives. gerard swallowed vodka and pills, drummer bob having suffered a nervous break down. "this has only made us grow as a band” believes gerard. and the new album three cheers for sweet revenge proves him right"
had to transcribe this – too many defining moments
host: we got marty. marty’s gonna come on the show. come on in. (introductions) come on in here (x3) now marty’s brought a little something/something for you guys um marty, what have you brought for the gentlemen? I saw it. actually lets get them first, bring em out (x3)
tv lady: frankkk. FRANKK
frank: get away from me. get the hell away
tv lady: frank
frank:NO istg i’ll start punching people
tv lady: (in the distance) FRANK GET OVER HERE
frank: goodbye!
spider guy: so frank apparenly loves it
tv lady: frank is gone he totally vaulted (I looked this up as a verb means leap)
gerard: look they left!
ray: he peaced out
gerard: see, the thing is…
spider guy: that’s lola (some kinda) tarantula. we’ve got a nice little petting zoo for you guys to take a look at
host: do any of you guys want to touch that at all?
gerard: no-
spider guy: no ones ever been hurt by a tarantula. they’re harmless
host: tarantulas cannot hurt you
tv lady: do you like spiders gerard?
gerard: they don’t really bother me. frank is deathly- he’s deathly afraid of spiders
tv lady: aw I feel bad now
gerard: yeahhh well you should (lol jk)
ray: is it gonna bite
gerard: nah, he just got outta here before he got too scared. they don’t bite! T O R O go for it!
ray: alright (holds the spider) get it off me GET IT OFF ME
spider guy: alright we’re gonna put her back. I got something you might like instead of the tarantula
ray: no this is actually kinda cool
gerard: hey frank can you hear me? they have scorpions!
tv lady: i’ll go get him
ray: they brought snakes
spider guy: this is reggie. reggies our baby boa constrictor. friendly snakes lotta people have heard of them.
host: will it bite?
spider guy: not gonna bite ya not gonna hurt ya.
host: give it to me i’m gonna take it outside. i’m a little nervous though why don’t you take it outside? (to gerard)
gerard: nOOO way man
spider guy: try her on, if you don’t want to hold the snake. the snake will hold you.
host: lets go to (unintelligible) it’s not so bad
gerard: no this is fine right here. lets get him off now. its actually. 🇮🇹 it’s like a big piece of baloney
tv lady: frank won’t come in i’ve tried to get him
frank: 😜
gerard: yeah he won’t it’s because you have a spider in a box
